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The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook by James Finn Garner
The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook by James Finn Garner




The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook by James Finn Garner

Through the end of the World Series, I will also continue to moderate a group website for baseball doggerel called. I need to start working soon on a Christmas story, something I've done every year for my wife, so I'd better get scribbling. I will say that right now I have a short play in the hands of a few theater companies, a half-completed longer play, and a book project suggested by my publisher in Britain. I don't like to describe works in progress that's a confidence a gentleman or lady shouldn't divulge til the proper time. There are about 7 within walking distance of my house, one of the benefits of living in a city like Chicago. I most often write in my cluttered basement office, but if I get too distracted by other obligations, half-finished projects, intrusive emails or tiny toys, I relocate to a coffee shop. I write in the morning after walking the dog, before being harangued by everyday life and the internet. I suppose I half-expected to end up in law school or grad school eventually, because that's where English majors landed. I had determined that I would have to go it alone, without the help of anyone **sniffle**. I wish I could say that I found mentors in college, but years of defending my choice of an English degree from sniggering comments about its usefulness built a thick shell around me. I suppose you can be a good writer without studying Latin, but why make it harder on yourself?

The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook by James Finn Garner

I will always be in my father's debt, however, for insisting I study Latin. My family never encouraged it, certainly. Without him and my little band of artistic wiseacres, I probably would never have thought of being a writer. He also showed us how to handle being a wise-ass in a conservative, sometimes limiting environment with style. I also obsessively read The National Lampoon in its glory years, as well as absorbed The Firesign Theatre, the Marx Brothers, and various comedians on record.Īt my all-boys Catholic high school, my English teacher Mike Witucki was greatly encouraging. That's when I began binging on Kurt Vonnegut and Charles Dickens. Most of my writing proclivities were formed around 12 or 13.

The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook by James Finn Garner

Name your writing influences (writers, books, teachers, etc.). I was a thoughtful lad and didn't want to exhaust my readers, so I inserted a comma after every word.

The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook by James Finn Garner

It started out like every other episode, with the announcer intoning, "It was a beautiful day in Gotham City." My mother had told me that commas were meant to give a reader a pause, a break. The first writing I remember was a script for the original "Batman" TV series. We also love the little magic beans known as words. It's how we make sense of the world and our place in it. I think most writers are in some way born to be writers.






The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook by James Finn Garner